Food Raps

by Josh LaFayette

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released April 20, 2014

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Josh LaFayette Boston, Massachusetts

Illustrator and designer in Boston, MA. I write music for fun, but sometimes people pay me to write background music for internet and tv ads.

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Track Name: Taco Friend
Often there's a time in my life
When my body's feelin empty and my head is gettin light
There's a hole deep in my soul
And the only way to fill it is with tacos
Chicken beef or pork or fish or even tofu
I want you to know dude tacos is my soul food
Sprinkle on some cheese then throw down some produce
Onion and lettuce tomato and jalapeños
Tryna round up all of my favorite ingredients
You bout to see what greedy really is
When I get my hands on some corn tor-till-i-as
Imma fold up airything and show you what the dealy is

Tacos, tacos I'm talking tacos
If you wanna be my friend you gotta wit my tacos
Taco friend taco friend
Will you be my taco friend?
Someone I can order my food out of a truck with?
Taco friend taco friend
Will you be my taco friend?
Mi amigo, ven conmigo—tengo hambre, Dios mío!

There's no such thing as JUST ONE TACO
If you ain't goin' hard, then you might as well order nachos
Take off your rings, take off your timex
Cuz if you doin' it right, then there's gonna be a big mess
I'm elbow deep in some salsa verde
Forget the napkins just commit to being messy
Eat 'em quick or eat 'em slow
It don't matter how fast you go
Just keep your eye on that taco prize
And make 'em disappear one bite at a time
To wash it down airybody know
You gonna need dat Coca-cola hecho en Mexico

Tacos, tacos I'm talking tacos
If you wanna be my friend you gotta wit my tacos
Taco friend taco friend
Will you be my taco friend?
Someone I can order my food out of a truck with?
Taco friend taco friend
Will you be my taco friend?
Mi amigo, ven conmigo—tengo hambre, Dios mío!

I can eat three tacos in only nine bites.
And I'll show you how to do it, show you, show you how to do it.

Tacos, tacos I'm talking tacos
If you wanna be my friend you gotta wit my tacos
Taco friend taco friend
Will you be my taco friend?
Someone I can order my food out of a truck with?
Taco friend taco friend
Will you be my taco friend?
Mi amigo, ven conmigo—tengo hambre, Dios mío!

Pico de gallo and pickled jalapeños
Now I gotta keep on wiping off my nose
These tacos have cleared out my sinuses
I consider that one of the many positives
Ain't no negatives when you eatin' tacos
A mile long list—no cons, just pros
And I'm a pro. A taco pro.
Eatin' all my tacos in just one go
If you a pro then let it show, man
Love yourself and keep your tacos in a row, man
You know me, man—true to the end
The only thing I gotta know is will you be my friend?

Tacos, tacos I'm talking tacos
If you wanna be my friend you gotta wit my tacos
Taco friend taco friend
Will you be my taco friend?
Someone I can order my food out of a truck with?
Taco friend taco friend
Will you be my taco friend?
Mi amigo, ven conmigo—tengo hambre, Dios mío!
Track Name: Party at My House
Call your mom
Call your dad
Call your brother, call your sister
Call your friends
We 'bout to have a big party at my house
We 'bout to have a big party at my house
Come over early so we can hang
Bring some dranks, bring some dudes, bring some dames
But don't bring food, man, I got that covered
Leave them chips and them cakes in your cupboard
I got a little something up my sleeve, ha
I'm bout to order TWO HUNDRED PIZZAS
Veggie, Supreme
Meat Lover's, and Cheese
Margherita by the slice, man
Don't that sound nice, man?
If you want it Vegan, I can order it right
If you don't want sauce, then I'll order it White
Any kind of pizza that you want
They deliver
You can get thick crust
Or you can get it thinner
Hand tossed, deep dish
Anything that you wish
We can order tonight
And it'll be delish

One slice, two slice, three slice, four
I could eat a whole pizza and I'd still want more.

Pizza
I love pizza, yeah
Nothing on this earth I want more than pizza oh yeah

Eatin' pizza in the bed, eatin' pizza on the couch
Eatin' pizza on the floor, now I'm burning my mouth
We can get loud
Or we can stay quiet
As long as we got pizza
Then this party is a riot
Empty one box, put it in the recyclin bin
Need another slice? Open up a fresh box again
Plates on the left, cups on the right
Put your name on your cup, man, and use it all night
Now we playin games: Pizza Catchphrase
Pepperoni Checkers and a Marinara Maze
We gettin wild, this party's insane
I ate so much pizza I forgot my name
back to kitchen, front of the line
Imma grab a slice just one mo' time
When it comes to pizza
You better believe, ha
I'm number one
They call me Big Caesar

Catch me with my crew
On the corner every night
Passing the time slice by slice

We won't need drugs
We'll be high on love
Cuz we'll be eatin' pizza 'til the sun come up

Pizza
I love pizza, yeah
Nothing on this earth I want more than pizza oh yeah
Track Name: I Love Gluten
I was gonna give up gluten but what about pizza?
What about tortillas, bagels, and pitas?
I love gluten way too much
Cookies and crackers and cakes and such
Bring me snacks and bring me treats
Bring me all the foods made with wheat
A triscuit, a biscuit, a bowl full of Crispix
If I gave up gluten I would definitely miss it
There ain't nothin
Better than stuffin
My achin belly
With a dozen muffins

[HOOK]
Bring me pastries
Bring me treats
Brings me breads
and bring me sweets

But it ain't just sweets, man
Man what about drinkin
What about beer when I'm chillin wif my peeps, and
How I'm supposed treat myself
when I can't straight wheat myself
(with) Sandwiches, rolls, toast, or bread bowls
Seitan, malt and, meringue and bran
none of them thangs is gluten free, man
Life is too hard when you can't eat pasta
Can't build a team without wheat on my roster
I'd rather be dead than go a day with out bread
Said, I'd rather be dead than go a day with out bread

[HOOK]
Bring me pastries
Bring me treats
Brings me breads
and bring me sweets

But if I gave up gluten
Then I'd probably stop tootin
Haha