Often there's a time in my life When my body's feelin empty and my head is gettin light There's a hole deep in my soul And the only way to fill it is with tacos Chicken beef or pork or fish or even tofu I want you to know dude tacos is my soul food Sprinkle on some cheese then throw down some produce Onion and lettuce tomato and jalapeños Tryna round up all of my favorite ingredients You bout to see what greedy really is When I get my hands on some corn tor-till-i-as Imma fold up airything and show you what the dealy is Tacos, tacos I'm talking tacos If you wanna be my friend you gotta wit my tacos Taco friend taco friend Will you be my taco friend? Someone I can order my food out of a truck with? Taco friend taco friend Will you be my taco friend? Mi amigo, ven conmigo—tengo hambre, Dios mío! There's no such thing as JUST ONE TACO If you ain't goin' hard, then you might as well order nachos Take off your rings, take off your timex Cuz if you doin' it right, then there's gonna be a big mess I'm elbow deep in some salsa verde Forget the napkins just commit to being messy Eat 'em quick or eat 'em slow It don't matter how fast you go Just keep your eye on that taco prize And make 'em disappear one bite at a time To wash it down airybody know You gonna need dat Coca-cola hecho en Mexico Tacos, tacos I'm talking tacos If you wanna be my friend you gotta wit my tacos Taco friend taco friend Will you be my taco friend? Someone I can order my food out of a truck with? Taco friend taco friend Will you be my taco friend? Mi amigo, ven conmigo—tengo hambre, Dios mío! I can eat three tacos in only nine bites. And I'll show you how to do it, show you, show you how to do it. Tacos, tacos I'm talking tacos If you wanna be my friend you gotta wit my tacos Taco friend taco friend Will you be my taco friend? Someone I can order my food out of a truck with? Taco friend taco friend Will you be my taco friend? Mi amigo, ven conmigo—tengo hambre, Dios mío! Pico de gallo and pickled jalapeños Now I gotta keep on wiping off my nose These tacos have cleared out my sinuses I consider that one of the many positives Ain't no negatives when you eatin' tacos A mile long list—no cons, just pros And I'm a pro. A taco pro. Eatin' all my tacos in just one go If you a pro then let it show, man Love yourself and keep your tacos in a row, man You know me, man—true to the end The only thing I gotta know is will you be my friend? Tacos, tacos I'm talking tacos If you wanna be my friend you gotta wit my tacos Taco friend taco friend Will you be my taco friend? Someone I can order my food out of a truck with? Taco friend taco friend Will you be my taco friend? Mi amigo, ven conmigo—tengo hambre, Dios mío!

Call your mom Call your dad Call your brother, call your sister Call your friends We 'bout to have a big party at my house We 'bout to have a big party at my house Come over early so we can hang Bring some dranks, bring some dudes, bring some dames But don't bring food, man, I got that covered Leave them chips and them cakes in your cupboard I got a little something up my sleeve, ha I'm bout to order TWO HUNDRED PIZZAS Veggie, Supreme Meat Lover's, and Cheese Margherita by the slice, man Don't that sound nice, man? If you want it Vegan, I can order it right If you don't want sauce, then I'll order it White Any kind of pizza that you want They deliver You can get thick crust Or you can get it thinner Hand tossed, deep dish Anything that you wish We can order tonight And it'll be delish One slice, two slice, three slice, four I could eat a whole pizza and I'd still want more. Pizza I love pizza, yeah Nothing on this earth I want more than pizza oh yeah Eatin' pizza in the bed, eatin' pizza on the couch Eatin' pizza on the floor, now I'm burning my mouth We can get loud Or we can stay quiet As long as we got pizza Then this party is a riot Empty one box, put it in the recyclin bin Need another slice? Open up a fresh box again Plates on the left, cups on the right Put your name on your cup, man, and use it all night Now we playin games: Pizza Catchphrase Pepperoni Checkers and a Marinara Maze We gettin wild, this party's insane I ate so much pizza I forgot my name back to kitchen, front of the line Imma grab a slice just one mo' time When it comes to pizza You better believe, ha I'm number one They call me Big Caesar Catch me with my crew On the corner every night Passing the time slice by slice We won't need drugs We'll be high on love Cuz we'll be eatin' pizza 'til the sun come up Pizza I love pizza, yeah Nothing on this earth I want more than pizza oh yeah

I was gonna give up gluten but what about pizza? What about tortillas, bagels, and pitas? I love gluten way too much Cookies and crackers and cakes and such Bring me snacks and bring me treats Bring me all the foods made with wheat A triscuit, a biscuit, a bowl full of Crispix If I gave up gluten I would definitely miss it There ain't nothin Better than stuffin My achin belly With a dozen muffins [HOOK] Bring me pastries Bring me treats Brings me breads and bring me sweets But it ain't just sweets, man Man what about drinkin What about beer when I'm chillin wif my peeps, and How I'm supposed treat myself when I can't straight wheat myself (with) Sandwiches, rolls, toast, or bread bowls Seitan, malt and, meringue and bran none of them thangs is gluten free, man Life is too hard when you can't eat pasta Can't build a team without wheat on my roster I'd rather be dead than go a day with out bread Said, I'd rather be dead than go a day with out bread [HOOK] Bring me pastries Bring me treats Brings me breads and bring me sweets But if I gave up gluten Then I'd probably stop tootin Haha