I Love Gluten

from by Josh LaFayette

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I was gonna give up gluten but what about pizza?
What about tortillas, bagels, and pitas?
I love gluten way too much
Cookies and crackers and cakes and such
Bring me snacks and bring me treats
Bring me all the foods made with wheat
A triscuit, a biscuit, a bowl full of Crispix
If I gave up gluten I would definitely miss it
There ain't nothin
Better than stuffin
My achin belly
With a dozen muffins

[HOOK]
Bring me pastries
Bring me treats
Brings me breads
and bring me sweets

But it ain't just sweets, man
Man what about drinkin
What about beer when I'm chillin wif my peeps, and
How I'm supposed treat myself
when I can't straight wheat myself
(with) Sandwiches, rolls, toast, or bread bowls
Seitan, malt and, meringue and bran
none of them thangs is gluten free, man
Life is too hard when you can't eat pasta
Can't build a team without wheat on my roster
I'd rather be dead than go a day with out bread
Said, I'd rather be dead than go a day with out bread

[HOOK]
Bring me pastries
Bring me treats
Brings me breads
and bring me sweets

But if I gave up gluten
Then I'd probably stop tootin
Haha

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from Food Raps, released April 20, 2014

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Josh LaFayette Boston, Massachusetts

Illustrator and designer in Boston, MA. I write music for fun, but sometimes people pay me to write background music for internet and tv ads.

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